Clive Simpkins

And now for the Mad Hatter's Papal party!

Just when you thought the woman couldn't be more extreme, she topped her previous effort with a confection (it's too big to be called a hat) that should require a construction licence! One wonders whether they did an environmental impact assessment before letting it loose. ;-) By the way, that's not smeared lipstick in the pic - it's her red-painted talons applauding!

Hair - the musical - revisited!

As the saying goes, 'Oh Lawdy, Lawdy me!' No wonder the Roman Catholic Holy Father [who doesn't understand that condoms make sense in an HIV/AIDS era] was clutching his priestly cassock. This hairdo [pic from The Times in South Africa March 19th 2009] must surely qualify for the Guinness Book of Records? Eish!